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Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005, 05:54 pm
mengus: It's come to my attention time & again that I am unfunny

But I have a big cock & I'm currently the sexiest motherfucker on LJ.

Please help me be less reliant on my obvious phyicals gifts so that I am not boring.
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Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
mengus

Digital camera 5 mega pixel : $400.00 at Best Buy
miniature bowtie : $8.00 at toy store
cable internet access: $40.00 mothly
Live Journal subscription: $26.00 annually


pictures of duxwig handling my COCK all over the internetz:

Priceless
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Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 06:59 pm (UTC)
mengus

Well, you're all cute, so it might be a big seller.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 06:18 pm (UTC)
joffy

i'll stare at a collage of both of yours for free.
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Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 08:34 am (UTC)
efyiu: hijij

i'nm tyrfpin g trhdszi wqitrh m,y pensisa./

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 08:39 am (UTC)
mengus: Re: hijij

Dick jokes never get old. EVAR.

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 09:22 am (UTC)
efyiu: .

this community is very genital-centric in the first place. also, it's not that the jokes get old - they get old in less than an hour here, but it's the timing at which you exhume these golden oldies.

let'er go, boys, let'er go.

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 09:31 am (UTC)
mengus: Re: .

I'm supposed to be learning something here. Christ, if I wasn't at work, I'd only comment 1/10th as much.

Abuse me or some shit.

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 11:39 am (UTC)
joffy: Re: .

genital-centric: if you go back a few posts, you will witness the birth of killschlong right in this very community.

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 11:38 am (UTC)
joffy: Re: hijij

DOES THIS JOKE EVER GET OLD

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 01:23 pm (UTC)
joffy: Re: hijij

actually each time i see you do that, the harder it is to read. one of these days it will be so illegible that no one will get the joke.
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Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 06:33 pm (UTC)
joffy: Re: hijij

someone MUST have helped you press the shift key. who's in there with you?

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 11:50 am (UTC)
joffy

who would pose as God?
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Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
mengus

Good, then you can touch my penis, since yours is, well, weak wanginitis.

You be Adamn, since you already are.

I'll be God, since I think I am.
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Thu, Feb. 17th, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC)
mengus

joy kill!

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)
joffy

let us nurture your funniness. in the links of this community you'll find lots of hidden golden lessons. that is, if you care. if not, just read equivocator's journal. he can be your new number one internet crush and for once i won't bge jealous....because he earned it.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
mengus

I did my homework before I posted. Only you can help me get less boring. And when I say you, I mean everyone but lj_joffy.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
joffy

the co-founders of this community are all gone somewhere and all that's left is me and efyiu, who is probably sick of me because i was really meant o him because he likes cyns, who i now like, and used to also be in this community.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
mengus

The waxing & waning of joffy's affections.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 08:43 pm (UTC)
joffy

i absolutely knew you'd say that

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)
mengus

That's because I'm waxing.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)
joffy

DON'T SAY THAT

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 08:19 am (UTC)
efyiu: .

you got stale on me, you rotten jerk. you're so emo it makes my hair hurt.

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 11:37 am (UTC)
joffy: Re: .

YOU BLOCKED ME FROM MY OWN COMMUNITY. I mean, it's nearly my own. you laughed in my face! I am emo????????????

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 12:38 pm (UTC)
efyiu: ?!

I never blocked you.

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005 12:53 pm (UTC)
joffy: Re: ?!

well, you let cyns take over. was that smart, now? really.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)
joffy

for instance, in the links panel of this community you will find this post: http://www.livejournal.com/~equivocator/462.html

troll it. NOW.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
mengus

I think I'm probably fukked now.

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 08:00 pm (UTC)
joffy

not by me

Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
mengus

You sent me there to troll! Oh well, I'll do anal kegels.