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Tue, Feb. 15th, 2005, 05:54 pm
mengus: It's come to my attention time & again that I am unfunny

But I have a big cock & I'm currently the sexiest motherfucker on LJ.

Please help me be less reliant on my obvious phyicals gifts so that I am not boring.

Wed, Feb. 16th, 2005, 09:02 am
joffy: rule number one

Rule number one: never listen when someone picks apart the anatomy of your insults or what you deem to be funny.

We can try to train you here, and we might even criticize your style, but never forget rule number one: secretly, don't listen. Being headstrong is the true sign of a good troll.

Sat, Jan. 8th, 2005, 07:19 pm
joffy: (no subject)

Either my tolerance for stupidity has expanded like Vito's schlong when he thinks about Juanita, or my sense of humor is dumber than jessicaruth, but sorry, this thread is perfection.


Do you see what I'm saying here?

Fri, Jan. 7th, 2005, 09:07 pm
joffy: (no subject)

I give up.

Mon, Oct. 25th, 2004, 08:56 pm
joffy: no comment

Disabling comments is pretty funny.

I pwn3d all of you now.

Sat, Oct. 23rd, 2004, 12:21 pm
joffy: (no subject)

niagee is a liar. English isn't his/her second language.

In fact, i wouldn't eliminate the possibility that he/she is stalking one of us or all of us.

niagee Lying and stalking don't offend us, but having bad insults make us cry. so please read over some material provided to you on the user info page and the rest of the posts in this community and then try to flame us again.

Fri, Oct. 22nd, 2004, 04:25 pm
niagee: (no subject)


i wonder if your training is ever going to work with folks for whom english is a second language.

wanna try?

Sat, Oct. 23rd, 2004, 01:16 am
joffy: (no subject)

for a quick, easy way to own someone without trying:

take a comment like
I totally forgot I own killhamster's schlong!

and you can reply:
I totally forgot I pwn3d killschlong's hamster.

This is all killschlong's idea

Thu, Oct. 21st, 2004, 08:56 pm
joffy: (no subject)

dear Russian people,

you are all way funnier than all of theentertainers put together. please join this community or that one. I cannot live without you.

and advertising: albania_




Wed, Oct. 20th, 2004, 05:26 am
ex_scottisht928: (no subject)

Feel free to join in or offer advice;


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