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Sat, Jan. 8th, 2005, 07:19 pm
joffy: (no subject)

Either my tolerance for stupidity has expanded like Vito's schlong when he thinks about Juanita, or my sense of humor is dumber than jessicaruth, but sorry, this thread is perfection.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/theentertainers/74962.html?thread=1852626#t1852626

Do you see what I'm saying here?

Fri, Jan. 7th, 2005, 09:07 pm
joffy: (no subject)

I give up.

Mon, Oct. 25th, 2004, 08:56 pm
joffy: no comment

Disabling comments is pretty funny.

I pwn3d all of you now.

Sat, Oct. 23rd, 2004, 12:21 pm
joffy: (no subject)

niagee is a liar. English isn't his/her second language.

In fact, i wouldn't eliminate the possibility that he/she is stalking one of us or all of us.

niagee Lying and stalking don't offend us, but having bad insults make us cry. so please read over some material provided to you on the user info page and the rest of the posts in this community and then try to flame us again.

Fri, Oct. 22nd, 2004, 04:25 pm
niagee: (no subject)

hello.

i wonder if your training is ever going to work with folks for whom english is a second language.

wanna try?

Sat, Oct. 23rd, 2004, 01:16 am
joffy: (no subject)

for a quick, easy way to own someone without trying:

take a comment like
I totally forgot I own killhamster's schlong!

and you can reply:
I totally forgot I pwn3d killschlong's hamster.


This is all killschlong's idea

Thu, Oct. 21st, 2004, 08:56 pm
joffy: (no subject)

dear Russian people,

you are all way funnier than all of theentertainers put together. please join this community or that one. I cannot live without you.

and advertising: albania_

LOL

love,

joffy

Wed, Oct. 20th, 2004, 05:26 am
ex_scottisht928: (no subject)

Feel free to join in or offer advice;

http://www.livejournal.com/users/scottishtiger/

Wed, Oct. 20th, 2004, 02:55 am
joffy: enickmatic's squirming and pdanielson's tricks

Two lessons in this post.

1.) http://www.livejournal.com/community/theentertainers/9952.html?view=1413344#t1413344

I've been a flamertrainer for a long time. I figured enickmatic out a long time ago (and then proceeded to ask him for nude photos). the explanation:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/theentertainers/10059.html?thread=211275#t211275

Basically, enickmatic takes the approach, when conflict stares him in the face with a spike-pierced tongue sticking out and a club in hand just like Maori warrior, he says back "that's why i love LJ!!"

what the fuck? this is a lame approach. don't use it. point it out and proceed to ridicule.

2.) http://www.livejournal.com/community/theentertainers/52207.html

In this post, in the last paragraph, it states "you can decide that I'm being serious about this, which is a distinct possibility, and take it personally. Or you can decide that I'm being completely facetious." If this hadn't been included in the post, it would have been a lot more clever, because he could have ambushed me with that after everyone got upset. This is a good trick, but caution is needed: only use this trick on really stupid people. for the intellectuals, this is a transparent remark. I'll tell you why: when you write something in a post on LJ, people can't hear your tone of voice, and even if they could, there is no obvious reason for peope to think you aren't being serious. so popping out and saying "haha, i tricked you!" doesn't exactly work, when there was no clue or tip-off along the way somewhere that the person was too oblivious to pick up on. It's totally normal for people to get upset about a statement that has no sarcasm clause in it in some form or another.

this reminds me of mean tricks my sister plays on my family. "Emily, the phone's for you!" I go to get the phone, pick it up; there's no one there. I say "um, there was no one there." "haha, i tricked you." --this is not a trick.

p.s.: my days old glory http://www.livejournal.com/community/theentertainers/22743.html?thread=426199#t426199

Tue, Oct. 19th, 2004, 02:47 am
joffy: (no subject)

I tend to take the backdoor when it comes to flamewars. I like the "what's a wigger" approach but there is yet another approach closer to my heart, which has been used by two members of this very community on me (not to mention, phoenix_blade.)

One example can be found here, made use of by the one and only lone-sailor idiot of LJ (the_hamburglar, who needs to be trained here):

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jessicaruth/27196.html?thread=436796#t436796

I have been e-proposed to by 5 LJ-men. This is not true love, no no, on the contrary. this is a way to end the flamewar. fake flattery catches people off guard. calling your arch-enemy hot makes them get randy and want to jump you. if not that, then it at least confuses even the most dense of victims. please make use of this technique with such phrases as:

"will you e-marry me?"
"i love you"
"your body is hot"
"You are a badass. let me spank you."
"i want to hug you."

I want to hug pdanielson.

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